Taking This to the Grave

In this episode, we take a deep dive into the world of ultimate embarrassment—the kind that haunts you at 2 AM and might just deserve its own origin story. From childhood chaos to adolescent horror, we’re digging through the vault of moments we wish we could forget. 

Things get a little unhinged when we create super-powered alter egos based on our most mortifying memories. We also reveal some confessions in our “we listen and we don’t judge” segment—though we might raise an eyebrow or two. 

Expect a sprinkle of delusion, some deeply unserious self-reflection, and the occasional fantasy realm daydream. Come for the secondhand cringe, stay for the secret identities. Trust us—this is one episode you don’t want to miss... unless you’re the lifeguard on duty that day.

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“When you’re the best of friends, having so much fun together, you’re not even aware you’re such a Funny Pair.” Pearl Bailey (aka Big Mama) - Disney's Fox and the Hound, 1981

Chapters

• 0:10 Welcome to Funny Pair
• 1:04 What are we talking about?
• 3:36 We need to set things straight
• 5:32 Let's Get Into It
• 6:03 I Trusted Once and Never Again
• 13:38 7th Grade Flow Catastrophe
• 23:24 Our Alter Egos
• 36:16 We Listen and We Don't Judge
• 45:05 Final Thoughts
• 53:10 Something We Love/Hate
• 1:02:07 Tangent Tally Results
• 1:03:00 Talk to You Pears Next Time!
• 1:04:42 FPP After Show